:D :D ooo my lovely David…..no wonder :D
Palcohol is a controversial powdered alcohol product designed to convert to liquid vodka or rum by just adding water. Source
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
I needed this. So much.
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
Especially the last one damn
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places